I fear my wife may disown our son. He tried chocolate for the first time. He promptly spit it out.

Roughhousing with Max on the couch and want do I find?

Was on I95 when in the opposite direction I see a tube raft fly 30 feet into the air. Oops!

Heard on the street, "There is room next to that gaudy lookin' italian thing..."

Why is it that food can make evrything right in the world? Tonight's savior, Squash.

Wants to SCREAM at a regular, "WTF is your problem? Why are you such a bitch?" (Sigh) Meanwhile everyone apologizes for her behavior.

Watching Sunday's F1 race. While skipping ads I see a peculiar scene. Back it up. It's an ad for a niche website for Dating Cougars. Oh my.

It's Columbus day. The library is closed. Can't find the book return. Wait. What is that by the back door? Logical...

Is thorney.

Overheard in Dunkin Donuts: "You want herbal tea? Yeah, I have Green Tea."

Someone brought an ice cream pie to work. Pure sugar. Sugar high here I come!