(Groan) Sick.

Talk about holiday spirit. Pull up to bank and get verbal abuse from an old man on a scooter who was unhappy with my lane choice.

Trying Wendy's "Natural Cut Fries with Sea Salt" for the first time. Don't know what to think. Potato chipy.

Flat tires suck. Good thing it is warm-ish.

Needs to know: Vegaterian chopped liver?

Max is walking around with a sock sticking out of his pocket. Maybe I should try to look cool too?

Office Depot, how many times do you think I want to be told that you fix computers? Less than you think.

Was thinking "I really want to take a nap," when Max informed me he wanted one too.

I hate getting sick. (Sigh)

Spotted: Woman on the beach wearing a scarf. Ma'am, it's cool, but not THAT cold...

Bumper sticker: Wag more. Bark less.

I fear my wife may disown our son. He tried chocolate for the first time. He promptly spit it out.

Roughhousing with Max on the couch and want do I find?

Was on I95 when in the opposite direction I see a tube raft fly 30 feet into the air. Oops!

Heard on the street, "There is room next to that gaudy lookin' italian thing..."

Why is it that food can make evrything right in the world? Tonight's savior, Squash.

Wants to SCREAM at a regular, "WTF is your problem? Why are you such a bitch?" (Sigh) Meanwhile everyone apologizes for her behavior.

Watching Sunday's F1 race. While skipping ads I see a peculiar scene. Back it up. It's an ad for a niche website for Dating Cougars. Oh my.

It's Columbus day. The library is closed. Can't find the book return. Wait. What is that by the back door? Logical...

Is thorney.

Overheard in Dunkin Donuts: "You want herbal tea? Yeah, I have Green Tea."

Someone brought an ice cream pie to work. Pure sugar. Sugar high here I come!

Why would you pay to paint your car Pepto Pink?

Just finished changing a friend's flat tire. I need a drink.

Good news: just got card for wine at Publix. Bad news: Left wallet/ID in hotel room while spending time at the pool.

Home and done with driving for a month. 8 hours round trip.

In Orlando for the day for a friend's birthday.

Is having a productive afternoon. LIKE.

Had a 28ish woman tonight order a Whiskey and Apple Juice. WTH?

Paaamp up the jam. Paaamp up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up.

Is trying Goat's milk. Interesting.

Really, ma'am? You are taking your CAT into the grocery store?

Spent the night geeking out. Upgraded my Cliq to Android 2.1. @MotoMobile sucks. @CliqAnDroid & friends rock. Amazing difference.

Yay! Target finally installed cart corrals. No more dodging carts left in the middle of the parking lot lanes.

Has 3 AAA batteries, but requires 4.

Ring my be-e-eeeeell. Ring my bell. Ring-a-ling-a-ling...

Someone explain to me the origins of a Yumberry...

Thinks it should be criminal in FL for banks to have exterior unshaded ATMs. Talk about hot.

Joan Rivers is on the radio hocking "constipation relief". The sound of her voice causes me to become constipated.

Trimmed my nails before work. Just realized I missed one. How annoying.

Para Gabino: Fue horrible!

Today Maggiano's rolls out a major menu change. If you haven't been in a while now is the time to go try something new.

Today Maggiano's rolls out a major menu change. If you haven't been in a while now is the time to go try something new.

87 degrees. Heat index 100. Took Max to the park. Now at Rita's Water Ice while he naps in the back.

Feeding Max. Scraping the last of the peas from the jar when the spoon slips, slinging peas into my face...

What is it about seeing a Smartcar pulled over makes me laugh?

Recent radio ad: "I stand behind BP because they stand behind their product." Uh, really? That's your reason?

Oh, duh. It's the week before a MAJOR holiday. That's why this place is empty.

Watched a mother catch up with her 4 y/o on the sidewalk of US1 pull down his pants and he procedes to pee in the street. Only in SFL.

Shipyard Export Ale. Try it.

Just watched a jaywalking pedestrian take a swing at the car that almost hit him. People should see how stupid they look sometimes.

Waves are big enough to bring out the surfers today.

Coworkers are entertained by my "gourmet" food statuses and laugh when I eat fast food. Everything in moderation. Today chili cheese dogs.

Who is the jackass who goes to the carwash and smokes in the A/C'd waiting room?

Stoli Orange Kamikazi with my name on it.

Wants another double espresso, but is afraid he's on the edge of getting jittery already.

Readerboard at Arby's: Dollar menu everyday.

Person in front of me in the drive thru just ordered $38 in breakfasts.

Is hungry. In many ways.

Just found out that his new favorite Publix carries dry ice. (Maniacal laughter)

What does it mean that the only things that sound appetizing are carbs smothered in fat? Rice, hash browns, rye toast.

Wants to.

Is taking action. What are you doing to live an epic life?

Is tired and staring at his phone hoping it will do something magical. Like make him a cup of coffee.

Keeps wanting to text his wife and then remembers the tragedy of her phone.

Subways ad says, Pepperoni is the new Bacon. Discuss.

Ponders does red or white wine go with a Big Mac?

Thunder in the distance.

Wow. I musta been tired...

Another productive day!

Scene at Maggiano's, Boca Raton: Extremely tanned man in his seventies. White hair. His party is done and he procedes to unbutton his shirt.

Scene at Maggiano's, Boca Raton: Extremely tanned man in his seventies. White hair. His party is done

Is in a mood.

Was such a thrifty shopper today. Spent $80 and saved $.09.

Either someone is smoking weed or they hit a skunk.

Was on I95 when I saw an Iguana trying to cross the road...

Has an itch.

Asks, "Is it possible for a beer to taste purple?" The answer is yes for Abita Purple Haze.

Poured himself a bowl of cereal with soured milk...

Enjoying breakfast at Rosie's. Looks like rain. We need it.

Pollen everywhere. Bleh!

Hang man is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long...

What does it take to get a Do Over?

Decided last night that it would be a great idea to slam the outside of his elbow into a sharp corner. What's up with that?

In a fabric store buying felt. Girls asks what fabric they should buy for her dancing dress. "Honey, Momma don't know how to sew."

Sign on local church: Palm Sunday donkey rides.

"You want a piece of me?"

Bleh...

Magnatune works only with Independent artist who get 50% of the sales. http://magnatune.com/

A new Freddy Kruger movie? I thought that franchise died with the 90s.

I am at work and get a text that Max has cut his first tooth. Now I want to rush home. NOW.

At the bar getting food. They have the Olympics on and Skeleton is the event. I'm thinking "I can do THAT". ZOOM!

Just spotted a 3 legged raccoon in Fort Lauderdale. What's next, a white gator?

Delish pork loin, baked sweet potatoes, roasted beets and cheddar biscuits. Max had sweet potatoes for his 2nd solid meal.

Ah... Cold air and diesel fumes. Happy lungs.

Today does not please me.

Sight on 95 on way to work: pouring rain, guy in Mustang in far left lane going slower than flow, texting...

Another item off the honey-do list. It's a productive day.

Today is my wonderful wifey's 40th birthday! Happy birthday my love.

The car is being totaled. Time to go car shopping.

Max + ear infection + antibiotics = puking and diarrehea.

Wet road means that I met my fate with not one but two guard rails getting on the highway going home. Waiting for FHP.

Effing rubberneckers...

rport bike cop...

Dropping my mother off at the airport Wed, I saw Broward's newest fleet addition. A Smart Car. Would be more embarrasing than being pulled over by the ai

License plate: CLWON. Craig's List Won? Misunderstood clown?

Tonight's interesting CC names: Warren Cave and Howard Stern.

I hate being sick. Only one thing worse. All 3 of us sick.