Was such a thrifty shopper today. Spent $80 and saved $.09.

Either someone is smoking weed or they hit a skunk.

Was on I95 when I saw an Iguana trying to cross the road...

Has an itch.

Asks, "Is it possible for a beer to taste purple?" The answer is yes for Abita Purple Haze.

Poured himself a bowl of cereal with soured milk...

Enjoying breakfast at Rosie's. Looks like rain. We need it.

Pollen everywhere. Bleh!

Hang man is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long...