Why would you pay to paint your car Pepto Pink?

Just finished changing a friend's flat tire. I need a drink.

Good news: just got card for wine at Publix. Bad news: Left wallet/ID in hotel room while spending time at the pool.

Home and done with driving for a month. 8 hours round trip.

In Orlando for the day for a friend's birthday.

Is having a productive afternoon. LIKE.

Had a 28ish woman tonight order a Whiskey and Apple Juice. WTH?

Paaamp up the jam. Paaamp up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up.

Is trying Goat's milk. Interesting.

Really, ma'am? You are taking your CAT into the grocery store?