Max is walking around with a sock sticking out of his pocket. Maybe I should try to look cool too?

Office Depot, how many times do you think I want to be told that you fix computers? Less than you think.

Was thinking "I really want to take a nap," when Max informed me he wanted one too.

I hate getting sick. (Sigh)

Spotted: Woman on the beach wearing a scarf. Ma'am, it's cool, but not THAT cold...

Bumper sticker: Wag more. Bark less.