Thursday, December 16, 2010

Talk about holiday spirit. Pull up to bank and get verbal abuse from an old man on a scooter who was unhappy with my lane choice.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Trying Wendy's "Natural Cut Fries with Sea Salt" for the first time. Don't know what to think. Potato chipy.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 06, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Max is walking around with a sock sticking out of his pocket. Maybe I should try to look cool too?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Office Depot, how many times do you think I want to be told that you fix computers? Less than you think.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Was thinking "I really want to take a nap," when Max informed me he wanted one too.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Spotted: Woman on the beach wearing a scarf. Ma'am, it's cool, but not THAT cold...

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Sunday, October 31, 2010

I fear my wife may disown our son. He tried chocolate for the first time. He promptly spit it out.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Was on I95 when in the opposite direction I see a tube raft fly 30 feet into the air. Oops!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Heard on the street, "There is room next to that gaudy lookin' italian thing..."

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Why is it that food can make evrything right in the world? Tonight's savior, Squash.
Wants to SCREAM at a regular, "WTF is your problem? Why are you such a bitch?" (Sigh) Meanwhile everyone apologizes for her behavior.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Watching Sunday's F1 race. While skipping ads I see a peculiar scene. Back it up. It's an ad for a niche website for Dating Cougars. Oh my.

Monday, October 11, 2010

It's Columbus day. The library is closed. Can't find the book return. Wait. What is that by the back door? Logical...

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Overheard in Dunkin Donuts: "You want herbal tea? Yeah, I have Green Tea."

Friday, October 01, 2010

Someone brought an ice cream pie to work. Pure sugar. Sugar high here I come!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Just finished changing a friend's flat tire. I need a drink.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Good news: just got card for wine at Publix. Bad news: Left wallet/ID in hotel room while spending time at the pool.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Friday, September 03, 2010

Had a 28ish woman tonight order a Whiskey and Apple Juice. WTH?
Paaamp up the jam. Paaamp up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Spent the night geeking out. Upgraded my Cliq to Android 2.1. @MotoMobile sucks. @CliqAnDroid & friends rock. Amazing difference.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Yay! Target finally installed cart corrals. No more dodging carts left in the middle of the parking lot lanes.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Someone explain to me the origins of a Yumberry...
Thinks it should be criminal in FL for banks to have exterior unshaded ATMs. Talk about hot.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Joan Rivers is on the radio hocking "constipation relief". The sound of her voice causes me to become constipated.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Trimmed my nails before work. Just realized I missed one. How annoying.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Para Gabino: Fue horrible!
Today Maggiano's rolls out a major menu change. If you haven't been in a while now is the time to go try something new.
Today Maggiano's rolls out a major menu change. If you haven't been in a while now is the time to go try something new.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

87 degrees. Heat index 100. Took Max to the park. Now at Rita's Water Ice while he naps in the back.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Feeding Max. Scraping the last of the peas from the jar when the spoon slips, slinging peas into my face...

Friday, July 09, 2010

What is it about seeing a Smartcar pulled over makes me laugh?

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Recent radio ad: "I stand behind BP because they stand behind their product." Uh, really? That's your reason?

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Oh, duh. It's the week before a MAJOR holiday. That's why this place is empty.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Watched a mother catch up with her 4 y/o on the sidewalk of US1 pull down his pants and he procedes to pee in the street. Only in SFL.
Shipyard Export Ale. Try it.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Just watched a jaywalking pedestrian take a swing at the car that almost hit him. People should see how stupid they look sometimes.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Monday, June 21, 2010

Coworkers are entertained by my "gourmet" food statuses and laugh when I eat fast food. Everything in moderation. Today chili cheese dogs.
Who is the jackass who goes to the carwash and smokes in the A/C'd waiting room?

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Wants another double espresso, but is afraid he's on the edge of getting jittery already.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Person in front of me in the drive thru just ordered $38 in breakfasts.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Just found out that his new favorite Publix carries dry ice. (Maniacal laughter)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

What does it mean that the only things that sound appetizing are carbs smothered in fat? Rice, hash browns, rye toast.
Wants to.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Is taking action. What are you doing to live an epic life?

Friday, May 14, 2010

Is tired and staring at his phone hoping it will do something magical. Like make him a cup of coffee.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Keeps wanting to text his wife and then remembers the tragedy of her phone.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Scene at Maggiano's, Boca Raton: Extremely tanned man in his seventies. White hair. His party is done and he procedes to unbutton his shirt.
Scene at Maggiano's, Boca Raton: Extremely tanned man in his seventies. White hair. His party is done
Is in a mood.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Was such a thrifty shopper today. Spent $80 and saved $.09.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Asks, "Is it possible for a beer to taste purple?" The answer is yes for Abita Purple Haze.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Enjoying breakfast at Rosie's. Looks like rain. We need it.

Friday, April 02, 2010

Hang man is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Decided last night that it would be a great idea to slam the outside of his elbow into a sharp corner. What's up with that?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

In a fabric store buying felt. Girls asks what fabric they should buy for her dancing dress. "Honey, Momma don't know how to sew."

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Magnatune works only with Independent artist who get 50% of the sales.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A new Freddy Kruger movie? I thought that franchise died with the 90s.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

I am at work and get a text that Max has cut his first tooth. Now I want to rush home. NOW.

Friday, February 19, 2010

At the bar getting food. They have the Olympics on and Skeleton is the event. I'm thinking "I can do THAT". ZOOM!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Just spotted a 3 legged raccoon in Fort Lauderdale. What's next, a white gator?

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Delish pork loin, baked sweet potatoes, roasted beets and cheddar biscuits. Max had sweet potatoes for his 2nd solid meal.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Monday, February 01, 2010

Sight on 95 on way to work: pouring rain, guy in Mustang in far left lane going slower than flow, texting...

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Another item off the honey-do list. It's a productive day.
Today is my wonderful wifey's 40th birthday! Happy birthday my love.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Wet road means that I met my fate with not one but two guard rails getting on the highway going home. Waiting for FHP.

Friday, January 22, 2010

rport bike cop...
Dropping my mother off at the airport Wed, I saw Broward's newest fleet addition. A Smart Car. Would be more embarrasing than being pulled over by the ai

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

License plate: CLWON. Craig's List Won? Misunderstood clown?

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Tonight's interesting CC names: Warren Cave and Howard Stern.

Friday, January 01, 2010

I hate being sick. Only one thing worse. All 3 of us sick.