Has driven through Jersey Shore, PA and Paris, VA so far today.

Today's car wash visit brought to you by "Vanilla Pride". Who would have thought patriotism would smell like vanilla?

Killed another cable modem. Should I seek professional help? LOL

Just spotted a girl driving a car missing the hood and a huge dent in the side. TEXTING while driving.

I've got you right where you want me.

Sinatra sings "Come dance with me" and "I won't dance, don't ask me". Talk about mixed messages.

Got hit on 95 with a sizable chunk of tire. Surprised it didn't crack the windshield. Left some scratches on the hood though.

Driving around in angry rain. Quite cathartic.

Put on your red shoes and let's dance the blues?

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'm a man who can't sell a contradiction...

How did we live without food trucks?

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Perplexed.

Smells like fire in the Everglades.

Found a toad hanging out by my car. I swear if my tire gets warts...

Saw a tricked out Jaguar on the road today. Lift kit, mirror rims, custom paint, and tint. Drivin' a Jag in style.

I love to watch people who are obviously having an entire argument in their head, facial expressions and all.

Just saw a woman wearing jeggings. I now need to go gouge my eyes out. Oh the horror.

I have seen it all. Weight Watchers for Men, beer cheat sheet.

On the way to the airport. Great time in Philadelphia. Max was a hit, of course.

Lovely drove down Broad St with the windows down. Now cheesesteak at Pat's.

Max wants to watch Bruno Mars's The Lazt Song video repeatedly. It has monkeys.

Wants lamb.

Had a coworker "compliment" him by saying his hair is cute like Chicken Little.

The devil went down to Georgia...

Was in a great mood before my night started. Now I feel like drinking green beer. I HATE GREEN BEER.

Has been informed that my son now likes coffee. Ruh-roh.

Munster is like edible lactose gold...

Is waiting for to get a tire patched. Argh.

Max thinks story time requires a computer.

is on a creative bent.

Cool take on a bunk bed. http://bit.ly/h7EtLc

Another test

is trying out Seesmic. What kind of trouble can I cause here?

Call me Garlic Breath.

Nom nom nom...

Did his good deed and supplied the jumper cables.

Can't wait to get home to some baked ziti and meatballs. STARVING.

Is enjoying some Vitamin D.

Wants mussles really bad. I miss Monks.

Keep on a Rockin'a me baby.

Deep breath. Count to 10. Relax. (Sigh)

S. FL drivers: Let's agree if you are passed by a Smartcar or nearly rear-ended by a Uhaul, you are going too slow.

Did some Thrift store shopping. Got some good cheap books and stuff.

Got rear ended at a stop light. 2nd time for this vehicle without a scratch.

Unexpected souvenier from Magic Kingdom: Max got a bump on the head and a trip to the first aid center. He is fine but will have a mark.

Max couldn't close his mouth on It's a Small World.

Has been wondering where Max got this noise he makes. Turns out to be the sound the hippo makes in his Zoo.