Sunday, May 30, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Person in front of me in the drive thru just ordered $38 in breakfasts.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Just found out that his new favorite Publix carries dry ice. (Maniacal laughter)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

What does it mean that the only things that sound appetizing are carbs smothered in fat? Rice, hash browns, rye toast.
Wants to.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Is taking action. What are you doing to live an epic life?

Friday, May 14, 2010

Is tired and staring at his phone hoping it will do something magical. Like make him a cup of coffee.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Keeps wanting to text his wife and then remembers the tragedy of her phone.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Scene at Maggiano's, Boca Raton: Extremely tanned man in his seventies. White hair. His party is done and he procedes to unbutton his shirt.
Scene at Maggiano's, Boca Raton: Extremely tanned man in his seventies. White hair. His party is done
Is in a mood.