Why would you pay to paint your car Pepto Pink?

Just finished changing a friend's flat tire. I need a drink.

Good news: just got card for wine at Publix. Bad news: Left wallet/ID in hotel room while spending time at the pool.

Home and done with driving for a month. 8 hours round trip.

In Orlando for the day for a friend's birthday.

Is having a productive afternoon. LIKE.

Had a 28ish woman tonight order a Whiskey and Apple Juice. WTH?

Paaamp up the jam. Paaamp up the jam. Pump it up. Pump it up.

Is trying Goat's milk. Interesting.

Really, ma'am? You are taking your CAT into the grocery store?

Spent the night geeking out. Upgraded my Cliq to Android 2.1. @MotoMobile sucks. @CliqAnDroid & friends rock. Amazing difference.

Yay! Target finally installed cart corrals. No more dodging carts left in the middle of the parking lot lanes.

Has 3 AAA batteries, but requires 4.

Ring my be-e-eeeeell. Ring my bell. Ring-a-ling-a-ling...

Someone explain to me the origins of a Yumberry...

Thinks it should be criminal in FL for banks to have exterior unshaded ATMs. Talk about hot.

Joan Rivers is on the radio hocking "constipation relief". The sound of her voice causes me to become constipated.

Trimmed my nails before work. Just realized I missed one. How annoying.

Para Gabino: Fue horrible!

Today Maggiano's rolls out a major menu change. If you haven't been in a while now is the time to go try something new.